Scroggins Crosswired Local News -
February 2000Breaking News Almost as Weird as Reality
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Campaign finance bill would bring higher limits, nude Internet photos |
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Judge declares Bibb county and Macon city governments unconstitutional |
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GOP ranks swell 50 percent |
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Warner Robins mayor Walker proposes nude probe trade |
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Area vets offer to euthanize death row inmates |
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Freeman volunteers as second GOP kamikaze |
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Macon/Bibb featured in hit TV show Who wants to marry a city/county? |
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Millionaire Nuwaubians plot Putnam County buyout, Amen-Ra curse |
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Georgia Secretary of State investigating Little Richard |
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Cherry tree park and tornado decoys win planning and zoning approval |
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Hate crime legislation hated by some legislators |
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Gore camp wants undecided voters to attend brainwashing forum |
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Mental image of CT in hot-tub ruled unconstitutional |
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Bibb school projects millions over estimates, overcrowding, bad ciphering blamed |
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Macon phone outage affecting thousands caused by treasure search |
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Bibb schools address facilities deficit, all means considered |
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New public works director pushes recycling, especially of mayors |
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Democratic commission chair candidates mass to face lone GOP kamikaze |
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Image of Confederate Flag deemed a miracle |
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Ellis, Lee intervene to stop pig sale |
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Justice Probes eBay for Antitrust |
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Teacher of Year and others won't attend Barnes' State of State speech |
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Lizella Lester makes prediction |
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Ellis learns finer points of treasury looting at mayor's conference |
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These parodies are frequently featured on the NewsTalk940 WMAC morning show with Kenny & Charles.
Visit the AM940 Morning Show web site
To read the "real" news that inspires these stories, read The Macon Telegraph online.
See Ed Grisamore's 9/29/99 column on these parodies.
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