Scroggins Crosswired Local News - February 2000

Breaking News Almost as Weird as Reality

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HEADLINE (click the date for news story you want to see)

February 29,2000

Campaign finance bill would bring higher limits, nude Internet photos

February 28,2000

Judge declares Bibb county and Macon city governments unconstitutional

February 25,2000

GOP ranks swell 50 percent

February 25,2000

Warner Robins mayor Walker proposes nude probe trade

February 24,2000

Area vets offer to euthanize death row inmates

February 24,2000

Freeman volunteers as second GOP kamikaze

February 23,2000

Macon/Bibb featured in hit TV show Who wants to marry a city/county?

February 22,2000

Millionaire Nuwaubians plot Putnam County buyout, Amen-Ra curse

February 21,2000

Georgia Secretary of State investigating Little Richard

February 18,2000

Cherry tree park and tornado decoys win planning and zoning approval

February 17,2000

Hate crime legislation hated by some legislators

February 16,2000

Gore camp wants undecided voters to attend brainwashing forum

February 15,2000

Mental image of CT in hot-tub ruled unconstitutional

February 14,2000

Bibb school projects millions over estimates, overcrowding, bad ciphering blamed

February 11,2000

Macon phone outage affecting thousands caused by treasure search

February 10,2000

Bibb schools address facilities deficit, all means considered

February 9, 2000

New public works director pushes recycling, especially of mayors

February 8, 2000

Democratic commission chair candidates mass to face lone GOP kamikaze

February 7, 2000

Image of Confederate Flag deemed a miracle

February 4, 2000

Ellis, Lee intervene to stop pig sale

February 4, 2000

Justice Probes eBay for Antitrust

February 3, 2000

Teacher of Year and others won't attend Barnes' State of State speech

February 2, 2000

Lizella Lester makes prediction

February 1, 2000

Ellis learns finer points of treasury looting at mayor's conference

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Disclaimer: The accounts, quotes and stories on this page are wholly fictitious and intended as satire and humor. Although real names may be used and all good humor has an element of truth, this stuff ain't real. If you didn't already know these stories were bogus, then you're not too bright. --Steve Scroggins

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To read the "real" news that inspires these stories, read The Macon Telegraph online.

See Ed Grisamore's 9/29/99 column on these parodies.

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